TNA iMPACT! Results 12.17.09

These are the results from the December 17^th episode of TNA iMPACT!:

• Roxie defeated ODB (c)

• Lumberjack Match
  Brother Ray defeated Matt Morgan

• Triple Threat Tag Team Match
  Hamada & Awesome Kong defeated Madison Rayne & Velvet Sky & Sarita (c) & Taylor Wilde (c)

• Black Machismo Open Invitational
  Tatanka defeated Jay Lethal

• Desmond Wolfe vs. Daniels – Draw

• A.J. Styles (c), Tomko,  & Kurt Angle defeated Doug Williams & Brutus Magnus

Notes: iMPACT! opened up with a pissed of Mick Foley making a b-line to Kevin Nash. He attacked Nash from behind, who was sitting at the announcers desk. Foley punched Nash a few times and then threw him into the railing. The World Elite got involved to hold back Foley. I didn’t completely understand the beginning, but hopefully things will be better explained later on.

Roxie made her return to TNA iMPACT! looking damn good and defeating the Knockout Champion, ODB. She went back and forth with ODB and the match seemed pretty equal. ODB was about to use her flask that she took from her bra, until the ref distracted her for a moment. Roxie took advantage and rolled up ODB for the pin. ODB didn’t take the loss well and attacked Roxie with her…flask. This knocked Roxie out. Tara ran into the ring to save Roxie. This was a good match and I found the end to be pretty funny.

Footage was shown of Mick Foley’s search for Hulk Hogan. Mick drives through the gate of a big mansion. Cut to Mick waiting for Hulk Hogan inside of a home gym. Lou “Hulk” Ferrigno walks in ready to talk TNA business. Foley asks Ferrigno if he is in to sit for “Hulk”. Ferrigno replies that he is “The Hulk”! Duh! Foley is upset and storms out of the gym. Poor Mick! This explains his actions of attacking Nash earlier.

Kevin Nash seemed pretty pissed off that Mick had attacked him. He said that Mick shouldn’t have done that and now he is considered a dead man. He plugged Jan. 4 and Hulk Hogan’s return. Great promo.

Enter Jeff Jarrett in Mick Foley’s office. Jarrett was screaming at the top of his lungs on why he should be in the iMPACT! zone in the first place. Mick replied that deep down Jarrett wants to be there. Jarrett asked why. Mick responded by bringing the fact that in the long run, this was good for his three daughters. People respected Jarrett and he needed to set things straight.

The Desmond Wolfe vs. Daniels match lasted over ten minutes and ended in a draw. This was a great match where both sides were equals.

Jeff Jarret confronted Dixie Carter about coming back to TNA. Dixie turned it around saying that Jarrett betrayed her when he started sleeping around with Kurt Angle’s wife. Ouch! Jarrett understood. Dixie added that he had to take it up with Kurt Angle. Jarrett agreed. Well, I feel like this is getting really good.

TNA iMPACT! ended in a confusing way. The last match was supposed to be a ten-men tag match, but it turned into something else…minus Abyss, Scott Steiner, Bobby Lashley, Raven, Dr. Stevie, & Beer Money, Inc….plus The British Invasion? Huh? How did they get in there? By the end, Tomko helped AJ pick up the win for the team. That was confusing, because I had thought that Tomko was AJ’s attacker. Then Desmond Wolfe comes out to attack Kurt Angle and Daniels power bombs AJ Styles. Both men stand in the middle of the six sided ring in triumph.

This was a decent episode of iMPACT! There were a lot of moments that confused me, but at this point I have stopped trying to understand.

What did you think of this episode of TNA iMPACT!? Leave a comment below.