WWE Raw Results 02.15.10

These are the from the February 15^th episode of WWE Monday Night Raw:

• Non-title Match
  Sheamus (c) defeated Randy Orton (DQ due to Legacy involvement)

• MVP & Mark Henry defeated The Miz & The Big Show (c)

• Ted DiBiase defeated Kofi Kingston

• Triple H vs. John Cena (interference from Sheamus)

Notes: WWE Monday Night Raw kicked off with a hometown sweetheart singing the national anthem in honor of President’s day. Sheamus came out afterward to face Randy Orton in a non-title match. Orton almost slithered his way to a victory, until Legacy got involved. Ted DiBiase attacked Sheamus behind the referee, but Sheamus pushed him away. Cody Rhodes crept up behind Sheamus and attacked him just in time for the referee to see. The match ended in a DQ. Randy Orton wasn’t too pleased and took his anger out by RKO-ing Cody Rhodes. Ted DiBiase took a big boot in the face from Sheamus. It’s nice to see WWE Raw starting off with a match instead of the guest host.

Bret Hart came out to state that he came to the WWE to make peace with Vince McMahon. Looking back, Vince lied to Bret, spit in his face, and had Batista come after him. Vince McMahon is the world’s biggest liar. He said that it would have been great to have a victory at WrestleMania on more time. Then he said this: “a victory will last a lifetime, but excellence will last forever.” He thanked the fans and the WWE Superstars. Bret said goodbye and left the ring. The Superstars gave Bret one last goodbye backstage. John Cena ran over to Bret to say goodbye and walked him over to his limo. As we were about to see the last of Bret, a car backs up and crashes the limo as he is about to enter. Bret is led into a ambulance on a stretcher. All I can think is: “What the hell?!” This storyline is taking a bad turn. I was looking forward to seeing Bret Hart face Vince McMahon at WrestleMania. Now it seems very unlikely.

The brand spankin’ new unified tag team champions, The Miz and The Big Show…or better known as Show-Miz…came out to face MVP and Mark Henry in a non-title match. Mark Henry almost destroyed The Miz, but was not successful in a pin due to The Big Show’s leg drop. MVP took advantage of the situation and rolled up The Miz for the three count. I feel a feud coming on!

Jerry Springer came out to spoof his talk show featuring Santino and Kelly Kelly as guests. Kelly Kelly admitted to being pregnant. Santino had slept with Kelly Kelly. Michael Cole admitted to sleeping with Kelly Kelly and then Jerry “The King” Lawler came in to say that had slept with her as well. Who knew Kelly Kelly was such a slut. Enter The Bella Twins, Eve, Chris Masters, The Great Khali, & Hornswoggle. It turns out the WWE Superstars got together to freak Jerry Springer out. Wow! Really! What a waste of time?! Afterward, Mae Young came out to slut things up even more.

Wow. This show is going down the crapper fast. Kofi Kingston and Ted DiBiase Jr. had a very short match. Followed by ten minutes of recaps and commercials. John Cena came out to complain. Dave Batista came on the titantron to laugh at Cena. Mr. Orange himself (no, not Orton) challenged Batista to come down to the ring to fight. Batista refused, but said that he would be on Raw next week. At this point I don’t care.

Singer Jewel and her husband Ty will be hosting Raw next week. I will most definitely not be watching WWE Raw next week.

Triple H came out to face John Cena. Sheamus interfered in the match and beat the crap out of Cena and Triple H. He mostly focused on Triple H. End of show.

This show was disappointing on so many levels. The WWE is giving me so many reasons not to watch.

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