TNA iMPACT! Results 02.18.10

These are the results from the February 18^th episode of TNA iMPACT!:

• Non-Title Match
  Tara defeated Daffney (DQ due to Daffney going nuts)

• Orlando Jordan defeated Samoa Joe

• Kazarian, Amazing Red, & Generation Me defeated Doug Williams, The Motor City Machine Guns, & Brian Kendrick

• Abyss vs. Jeff Jarrett

• Beer Money Inc. defeated The British Invasion (Rob Terry & Brutus Magnus)

• Kurt Angle defeated Daniels

Notes: The Pope is pimpin’! D’Angelo Dinero came out ballin’ to the center of the four corner ring to address the crowd about his win at “Against All Odds”. He spoke about going all the way to becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion. He said that AJ would have be as good as “The Pope”. He made fun of Ric Flair by calling him Dick Flair. Both Flair and AJ Styles came out with a bunch of their bitches. (Hey! Where are “The Pope’s” bitches at?) Rick Flair asked Dinero if her knew how to read or write. He opened his jacket for Dinero to read “Armani” and unless “The Pope” was Jordan or Tiger Woods, he couldn’t tell him nothing. “The Pope” didn’t seem to care about Flair’s Armani suit and called him a piece of crap. AJ gets on the mic all fired up and tells Dinero that he has still to see with him with a woman. AJ and Dinero get into a brawl. Flair goes behind Dinero to pin him down as Styles puts him into the figure four.

Daffney went ape shit in her match against Tara. She threw almost every inanimate object around the ring at the former WWE Diva. Tara ended up under one of the barricades, being hit with a steel chair. Dr. Stevie came out to tame his little patient.

Orlando Jordan came out wearing a bad looking robe, bad hair, and with two supporters (one woman, one man). I guess that Orlando Jordan has this new “I’m a bisexual” gimmick. That should be good since Jordan has nothing else going for him.

Kazarian came out without his Suicide gimmick. He teamed up with Amazing Red and Generation ME (I hate that name). Kazarian came out on top in the end when he pinned Doug Williams.

Abyss, as a scared little monster, came into the ring unready to fight Jeff Jarrett. Eric Bischoff gave Jarrett a barbed wired bat to use on Abyss. It was a good thing for Abyss that Jarrett didn’t use the bat out of the kindness of his heart. Afterward, Bischoff came into the ring to scold Abyss and to unmask him. Hulk Hogan came into save the day. He asked Abyss to get his ass into his office and scolded Bischoff.

Backstage, Hulk Hogan asked Abyss to stop being such a pussy foot and start being a monster. Yes! Thank you Hulk Hogan. That is just what we need. Hogan gave Abyss his Hall of Fame ring to give him a boost of confidence. Well, I’m sure Vince won’t like that very much.

Kurt Angle defeated Daniels in a very short amount of time with the ankle lock. After the match, Kurt Angle shed a few tears over the troubles that he has encountered the past year. He described a dog tag that was given to him by a soldier who said that he believed in him. Mr. Anderson had used that tag to make him bleed and in consequence made America bleed. Mr. Anderson spat on that tag and as a result spat on America. The iMPACT! zone filled with boos. Mr. Anderson came out to counter with a brillant promo. He made fun of Angle’s tears and said that he liked to make Angle bleed. He kicks Angle and welcomes him to Total Non-stop Angle.

Kevin Nash, with Eric Young, to settle this Waltman and Hall situation. Nash calls out Sean Waltman and Scott Hall. A brawl ensues with Nash fighting Hall and Young fighting Waltman. Hulk Hogan walks out to the ramp to look at the situation in the ring.

So this episode of iMPACT! had some good points. I enjoyed the opening promo featuring “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero. I enjoyed Mr. Anderson’s promo near the end of the episode, also. The Nash/Waltman/Hall/Hogan situation is confusing and tiring.

What did you think of this episode of TNA iMPACT!? Leave a comment below.